my sidekick

he threw me under the bus. his teachers asked me today why brody keeps telling them his mommy stuck him in the toilet. well, um, bc i did?

brody, you're my sidekick. my partner. my little buddy. it's you & me. me & you. together. from now on. the two of us. i look out for you. you look out for me. we are gonna make mistakes. i am going to accidentally stick your legs in the toilet, you are going to accidentally spill red kool-aid on the living room carpet. it happens. that's the way we roll. but do we really have to tell people? let's work on this, k?