mommy, do you have a pooch?
whaaaaat? what are you trying to say, kid?
a pooch on your belly?
WHAT? i DO NOT have a pooch on my belly.
i want you to have a pooch.
seriously!? what the heck? you should not say those things to mommy.
like a kangaroo, i want to get in it so you can hold me.

oh my god. i love him.