brody, if you don't listen to your teachers today you don't get to watch astro boy tonight.
ok, if i don't listen today i will watch a different movie tonight.
no, you won't watch any movies tonight.
yes, that's right mom, good job.

and moments later -

mom, listen to your boss today and be a good girl. if not, you don't get any movies tonight.
uhhhh, ok...?

where'd this kid come from?