being a mom is hard. and sometimes i have to lie. i just do. to stay sane and all.

so in the spirit of lying, i am a robot mommy. with magical robot powers.

and there is a secret button under brody's arms. only i know where it is bc of my magical powers. and if he doesn't listen and i press it? his arms fall off. and if he doesn't have arms, how will he play with his race cars?

oh. and i also have a clock inside my robot head. so i always know when 5 minutes is up. don't bother fighting me on it.