brody keeps seeing a witch. it's always at night and he points to the same area every time, the front living room. he isn't scared. he smiles with excitment...'look, mommy, there she is- the witch!'.
a good mommy would comfort him. i, instead, interrogate him.
what does she look like?
a girl.
what is she wearing?
a princess dress.
is she see-thru?
huh?
is she nice or mean?
nice.
is she gonna kill us? kidding. i didn't ask that.
but really. do you think she'll kill us?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
what the *^)**^$)*@_(_@)&^$)@(^$(&$@(&? omg.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap.
ReplyDeleteNo she won't kill you. Ghosts can't kill you. I only believe in ghosts because I watch that Paranormal State show as part of my A&E addiction. I want to hear more stories about her!!!
Figments of a child's imagination aren't usually dangerous. Next time he sees the witch you should invite her to dinner or maybe play hide and seek.
ReplyDelete