if i had known that i would start getting wonderful, handmade gifts like this, i would have resigned long ago. let the crying begin as i say my goodbyes.

remodels

i have put myself on my own version of the dave ramsey plan. the kaylen-dave ramsey plan. the no way am i buying his book kind of plan. just give me an excel spreadsheet and i can do it myself kind of plan.

so i did. and i will be debt free in 3 months. months, not years. months.

and when i have my new found debt-free freedom, i will buy a new kitchen. i mean, isn't that what everyone does?

actually it will be baby steps. below will be end result. go ahead, invite yourself over for dinner. you bring the wine.

my heart is with conan. stupid leno.

vertebrates

i’m a vertebrate.
oh really…you’re a vertebrate? (think. think. what’s a vertebrate?)
i have a backbone. it’s in my back.
you do. yes, yes you do. (uh-huh, that’s what a vertebrate is)
but jelly fish don’t have backbones.
hmmm. i guess they don’t.
they don’t. but polar bears do.

*this went on for awhile. frogs, alligators, birds, spiders…and did you know frogs are amphibians…fi-bee-yons so says brody.

pout

i wrote this last week on my new blog that i have already abandoned bc i was all lonely and sad in that other blog world-

"from now on whenever i am sad i will just stop being sad and be awesome instead"

and this week it makes me laugh bc i am totally and purposefully choosing to be immature and pouty today.

hmph

my surgeon friend just sent me pics of his new condo. on the beach. with a pool.
he’s already a surgeon…and then he just haaaad to go get a condo on the beach too. as if being a surgeon isn’t enough.

then i got an email from chuck-e-cheez.

bad timing.